Amazon Says Its Stock Price "Mislabeled"

Seattle, Wash. ( – Less than a week after fixed a pricing error that enabled customers to buy toys at deep discounts, the company announced today that due to… Read more

Airlines "Dismayed" by Mid-Air Merger Test

Elk Grove, Ill. ( – The pending merger of United Airlines and U.S. Air hit a snag yesterday after a planned mid-air collision between United and U.S. Air jets suggested… Read more


Santa Clara, Cal. ( – In its much-anticipated response to AOL’s buyout of both Time Warner and Ted Turner’s TBS, Yahoo announced this morning it will acquire actress Jane Fonda.… Read more

Hooked On Phonics Files for I Pee Oh

San Francisco ( – Gateway Learning Corporation, maker of Hooked On Phonics, said today it will spin off its language teaching arm in an in-ish-ul pub-lik aw-fer-ing, or I Pee… Read more

Companies May Be to Blame For Their Poor Performances

Philadelphia, Pa. ( – In a study that has infuriated business and public relations executives, University of Pennsylvania researchers concluded the reason many companies falter is not due to the… Read more

Microsoft Wants Case Heard By OJ Jury

Washingon, D.C. ( – In a clarifying brief, Microsoft today urged the Supreme Court not to hear its antitrust case, but to send it to the jury from the O.J.… Read more

Post Office Leading the Way In New "Paper Technology"

Washington, D.C. ( – The U.S. Postal Service’s plan to print customer emails and send them as more expensive first-class mail may be the “tip of the iceberg,” according to… Read more


San Diego, Cal. ( – Stunned that a court ruled its unauthorized distribution of music through an online database broke copyright laws, MP3.Com announced this morning it still believes in… Read more


Kent, Conn. ( – Online retailer, which last year ran controversial TV commercials showing gerbils being fired from a cannon, claimed today it never used actual gerbils. Instead, Outpost… Read more

Amazon Turns Profit, Say Flying Pigs

Seattle, Wash. ( – Pigs flying over the frozen landscape of hell reported that online retailer turned in the first profit in its history on Tuesday, just moments after… Read more
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