Debt-Ridden Unemployed Relieved to Learn U.S. Not In Recession

Chicago, Ill. ( – The nation’s rapidly growing army of unemployed breathed a collective sigh of relief Thursday after Chicago Fed Chief Michael Moskow announced that the U.S. economy is… Read more

Dot-Coms Sick of All the Survivor Analogies

San Francisco, Cal. ( – Executives at nearly a dozen flailing Internet companies said today they were “sick and tired” of all the analogies to the CBS show Survivor, and… Read more

Amazon Says Its Stock Price "Mislabeled"

Seattle, Wash. ( – Less than a week after fixed a pricing error that enabled customers to buy toys at deep discounts, the company announced today that due to… Read more

Airlines "Dismayed" by Mid-Air Merger Test

Elk Grove, Ill. ( – The pending merger of United Airlines and U.S. Air hit a snag yesterday after a planned mid-air collision between United and U.S. Air jets suggested… Read more


Santa Clara, Cal. ( – In its much-anticipated response to AOL’s buyout of both Time Warner and Ted Turner’s TBS, Yahoo announced this morning it will acquire actress Jane Fonda.… Read more
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