Cupertino, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Symantec issued an apology to Microsoft yesterday after the security software maker’s AntiVirus Research Center issued an alert for a “widespread and lethal virus known to…
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Out There (SatireWire.com) - For the second time in a week, humanity watched in fear and awe as a mysterious arm, estimated to be some 3 million light years across,…
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Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In a compromise that calls for the left and right to work together, energy company executives today proposed burning both fossil fuels and environmental activists, who…
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Researchers Claim Discovery Solves Mystery Disease Kent, England (SatireWire.com) – In another blow to the cellular industry, British scientists studying Mad Cow disease claim to have discovered the source of…
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ICANN Meets Urgent Demand by Adding .Aero, .Coop, and .Museum Domains MARINA DEL RAY, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – In an historic vote Thursday, the agency that oversees the Internet address system…
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“I See Dead Dot-Coms” Read ACT ONE. Read ACT THREE. Act II, Scene I Malcolm is in another chat session with Cole08. COLE08: I want to tell you my secret.…
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New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) – In an effort to appear in sync with the Internet economy, online humor site SatireWire today announced it will lay off 50 percent of its…
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New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Reacting to an alarming new report that warns of a widening “digital divide” between those who have Internet access and those who don’t, the United…
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