Spain, Morocco Fight Over, Have Same IQ As, Rock

Bel Younech, Morocco (SatireWire.com) – Morocco and Spain said today they would not reoccupy a tiny outcropping of rock the two government have been fighting over in a dispute over… Read more

Argentina Institutes Presidential Draft

Buenos Aires (SatireWire.com) – In an effort to fill its depleting ranks of potential leaders, Argentina’s Congress today implemented a nationwide draft that requires all citizens age 18 and over… Read more

GLOBAL MARCH MADNESS: MIDEAST REGIONAL BREAKDOWN

Don: With a bracket called the Mideast, you’d expect some pretty fierce matchups, but the committee must have had a history teacher at the helm to steer these teams into… Read more

U.S. TO HALT ATTACKS DURING HOLY MONTH OF HARRY POTTER MOVIE RELEASE

West Anxious to Portray War As Fight Against Terrorism, Not Harry Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Fearing a religious backlash that could undermine international support and intensify anti-American sentiment, the United… Read more

Arabs Slyly Building Wall Around Israel

Tel Aviv (SatireWire.com) – Israel today continued to believe it was building a massive fence to seal off the West Bank instead of unwittingly footing the bill to construct the… Read more

AP, Reuters in Pitched Spelling Battle

London (SatireWire.com) – The war for Afghanistan intensified today as rival factions from Reuters and the Associated Press launched vicious attacks against one another over whether the United States is… Read more

GLOBAL MARCH MADNESS: SOUTH REGIONAL BREAKDOWN

Don: In the South regional, I love the 5-12 matchup between Microsoft and Cuba. One still a state-run monopoly, the other a monopoly still running from the states. Bill: You… Read more

MILITANT MODERATES STAGE MASSIVE LACK OF PROTESTS

Police Not Called in to Put Down Mild and Ruly Crowds Across Middle East Karachi, Pakistan (SatireWire.com) – Alarmed almost to the point of action, millions of radical moderates across… Read more

Savvy Balloonist Starts Round-World Trip Halfway Round World

Northam, Australia (SatireWire.com) – American tycoon Steve Fossett, making his sixth attempt to circle the globe alone in a balloon, predicted this trip will be successful because it’s starting in… Read more

Mullah Omar Apparently Fuzzy on the "We" Thing

Kandahar, Afghanistan (SatireWire.com) – Declaring “We are ready to face these Americans,” well-hidden Taliban leader Mullah Omar urged his followers to “fight to the death” on Wednesday in statements that… Read more
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