John Howard Says Name Not Euphemism

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Sydney (SatireWire.com) – Australian Prime Minister John Howard today insisted his name is real and is not a euphemism or nickname for any part of his anatomy.

Howard was forced to respond to the rumors after the Prime Minister was caught in a Parliament House restroom continually rearranging his John Howard.

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