Company Spokespeople Say Combined Merger Won't Lead to Surplus Excess of Redundant, Overlapping Spokespeople Job Positions

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Redwood City, Calif. ( – Spokespersons for and, which plan to merge in a $6.4 billion deal, insisted today the combined merger won’t lead to a surplus excess of redundant, overlapping spokespeople job positions.

According to spokeswoman Myra Randell, the companies complement each other, and as a result, there should be no overlap. Added spokesman Drew Benson: “There should be no overlap because our companies complement each other.”

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