EXECUTIVE ROAD TRIP: MY NIGHT WITH BILL GATES

SatireWire’s Andy Marlatt Tours the Capital with The Man (or Boy?) from Redmond WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Bill Gates and I drive along E Street in my rented Corolla, past… Read more

YOUR BOSS, A HOOKER, AND A CAMERA

Minneapolis, Minn. (SatireWire.com) - When the economy loses altitude and companies shed weight to stay aloft, employees the world over live in constant fear of layoffs. But according to job… Read more

THE PRODIGAL.COM SON RETURNS

If Your Son Were One of Those… Those Dot-Commers, How Would You Feel? – Dad? – Who are you? Get out. – But Dad… – Don’t ‘But Dad’ me, Roger.… Read more

INTERNET POET E.E. COMMERCE ON THE LAM

Estranged, Out-of-Favor Web Poet Threatens Victims with Bricks, Bad Verse Provo, Utah (SatireWire.com) – e.e. commerce, the famed Poet Laureate of the Internet whose rousing verse once spoke of an… Read more

e.e. commerce on Microsoft Breakup

brea kup by e.e. commerce brea kup bre ak up b r e a k u p whoca res who car es w h o c a r e s… Read more

e.e. commerce Returns with New Collection

BOOK REVIEW Net Poet Laureate Mixes Passion, Malice in garden of e(den of equity) NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – When e.e. commerce last released a collection of poems, the NASDAQ… Read more

i thank You Tim

by e.e. commerce (An Ode To World Wide Web Pioneer Tim Berners-Lee) i thank You Tim for most this amazing thing-electronic-thing spirits soar profits soar people click clickclick they buy… Read more

e.e. commerce: Poet Laureate of the Internet

His Words Enlighten and Encourage the E-Way of Life NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – At eToys, it is said, chief executive Toby Lenk keeps a copy of the searching, evocative… Read more

SOMEDAY, WE'LL ALL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH IN A DERISIVELY BITTER, DISILLUSIONED WAY

Sardonic, Resentful Laughter Awaits Dotcommers Who Let Go Anger, Says Report Palo Alto, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Whether you’ve lost your job at a dotcom or your money investing in one, … Read more

PARENTS SAY WEB SITES TEACH FUCKING PROFANITY

Demand Laws Prohibiting Obscene Shit Their Kids Are Picking Up Online Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – A coalition of parenting groups today urged Congress to introduce a more stringent Communications Decency… Read more
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