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BIRMINGHAM, AL - Following Roy Moore’s surprise loss to Democrat Doug Jones in the Alabama Senate race Tuesday, the state’s Republican leaders said they may reconsider their recent decision to…
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In order to survive, we straight, white, Christian males need to stop acting like predators and begin acting like prey.
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FATHER: Son, did you steal $20 from your mother’s purse? SON: No.
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House Speaker Paul Ryan was rushed to a hospital today after negotiations over House and Senate tax reform bills caused him to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours.
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