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THE CULTURAL WEB: CLICK HERE FOR BUSTY… BRAHMS

SatireWire Takes a Tour of Our Culturally-Enriching Internet

ON THE INTERNET (SatireWire.com) – Web pages containing the phrase “I love money” outnumber those containing the phrase “I love Monet” by 140-to-1. For every page where someone has mentioned a conversation with physicist Stephen Hawking, there are 138 pages expressing a desire for sex with Britney Spears. But does this mean the majority of the Web is little more than cultural waste, a new media Gomorrah dedicated to the lowest common denominator?

Yeah, pretty much.

(Please Note: Despite SatireWire’s general dedication to making things up, the following results are quite real. Try it yourself.)

jefferson vs. beavis


plato vs playboy


Money or Monet?


Britney Spears or David Halberstam


museums vs bombs


Wrestlemania vs. Wordsworthmania


sexpot vs secular positivism


so high vs. moved


babes vs Brahms


Shakespeare vs. Regis Philbin


Eminem vs. Emily Bronte


Eminem vs. Emily Bronte II


Eminem vs. Emily Bronte III


OK, the Internet is bad

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