BAD PLANET! JUPITER DOING SOMETHING WRONG

Out There (SatireWire.com) - For the second time in a week, humanity watched in fear and awe as a mysterious arm, estimated to be some 3 million light years across,… Read more

ENERGY COMPROMISE CALLS FOR BURNING FOSSIL FUELS, ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVISTS

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In a compromise that calls for the left and right to work together, energy company executives today proposed burning both fossil fuels and environmental activists, who… Read more

MAD COWS USE CELL PHONES

Researchers Claim Discovery Solves Mystery Disease Kent, England (SatireWire.com) – In another blow to the cellular industry, British scientists studying Mad Cow disease claim to have discovered the source of… Read more

GOOGLE'S NEW, DELICATE APPROACH

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SO LONG DOT-COM, HELLO DOT-MUSEUM!

ICANN Meets Urgent Demand by Adding .Aero, .Coop, and .Museum Domains MARINA DEL RAY, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – In an historic vote Thursday, the agency that oversees the Internet address system… Read more

THE CLICK SENSE (ACT II)

“I See Dead Dot-Coms” Read ACT ONE. Read ACT THREE. Act II, Scene I Malcolm is in another chat session with Cole08. COLE08: I want to tell you my secret.… Read more

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SatireWire to Lay Off Half of Staff

New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) – In an effort to appear in sync with the Internet economy, online humor site SatireWire today announced it will lay off 50 percent of its… Read more

New Web Site Launched for Those Without Internet Access

New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Reacting to an alarming new report that warns of a widening “digital divide” between those who have Internet access and those who don’t, the United… Read more

KNIVES, TANKS, WHALES – AIRPORT SCREENERS NOW FAILING TO CATCH ANYTHING

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In a troubling sign that investigators may be getting bored with their success smuggling guns and knives onto airplanes, the U.S. Department of Transportation today disclosed… Read more
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