Replacing Faulty Inspiron Battery More Hazardous Than Thinking About It Round Rock, Texas (SatireWire.com) – Dell Computer, which on Thursday said it would recall nearly 300,000 faulty notebook computer batteries,…
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SatireWire’s Andy Marlatt Tours the Capital with The Man (or Boy?) from Redmond WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Bill Gates and I drive along E Street in my rented Corolla, past…
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Long-Awaited Operating System Upgrade Not Up There with JFK Assassination SANTA CLARA, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – In a study hardcore computer enthusiasts find “repulsive and unconscionable,” at least 99.9 percent of…
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“I See Dead Dot-Coms” Act III, Scene I Read ACT ONE. Read ACT TWO. Interior of Cole’s apartment at night. He is in the hall. He can see his breath.…
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Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – According to a National Institutes of Health study, monogamists who are married to more than one spouse at a time have a significantly greater chance of…
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Fraser, Mich. (SatireWire.com) – Speaking to a group of young voters at a Michigan campaign stop, Republican George W. Bush boldly pledged to cut Internet taxes in half, and waved…
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Cupertino, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Symantec issued an apology to Microsoft yesterday after the security software maker’s AntiVirus Research Center issued an alert for a “widespread and lethal virus known to…
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Chicago (SatireWire.com) - A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no…
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Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In a compromise that calls for the left and right to work together, energy company executives today proposed burning both fossil fuels and environmental activists, who…
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