Share Your Love with an Internet Company in Need; Become a Sponsor “Hello there, Right now, all over the world, dot-coms are hurting. They are suffering from faulty business plans…
Read more
Big, Slow, Unwilling to Go Short Distances Under Own Power In Europe, the product will be sold under the name SegWeight Madrid, Spain (SatireWire.com) – Thrilled by the new Segway…
Read more
brea kup by e.e. commerce brea kup bre ak up b r e a k u p whoca res who car es w h o c a r e s…
Read more
Meanwhile, Policies Prohibiting Work During the Surfday Found Unproductive SAN JOSE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – More than 80 percent of respondents to a new LGI/Gallup poll admit they do “some” or…
Read more
Some Even Outperform Amazon.com’s Underperformance Reston, Va. (SatireWire.com) – Investors know Internet companies often can’t back up their promises, but one common boast has some dot-com executives crowing “I told…
Read more
Tech Industry Applauds; GOP Claims Politics Behind Release WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Hoping to stem rising technology prices caused by a shortage of high-tech workers this winter, President Clinton today…
Read more
Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – Microsoft announced this week that a version of its Windows operating system will be installed in BMW’s new 7 Series cars, a move analysts say will…
Read more
Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – Microsoft executives continued to insist today that whoever hacked into their computer system did not gain access to the source codes of its major products. However,…
Read more
San Jose, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – As part of the staff cuts it announced yesterday, online auction site eBay said it will not release its employees outright, but will auction them…
Read more
PIERRE, S.D. (SatireWire.com) – As his first act in office, Gov. Jim Barksdale signed an executive order today renaming the state “E-Dakota.” The state’s 860,000 residents, as well as livestock,…
Read more