Princeton, N.J. (SatireWire.com) -- A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its May issue.
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“An Irish priest who has repeatedly stated he does not believe Jesus Christ was the son of God has resigned.” – CNN, May 8, 2002 Elders and Parishioners Knew About,…
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High School Football Players Across Midwest Ready to Return to Action Reno, Nev. (SatireWire.com) – The nation’s high school football players were still rejoicing today as the arrest of a…
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Russia Can Include Warheads “It Can’t Find Just Now” in Cutbacks Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – The United States and Russia Friday signed a treaty to dramatically reduce their nuclear arsenals,…
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White House Campaign to Scare Crap Out of Everyone Hits Home Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – While praising the Bush administration for its sudden willingness to share information on terror warnings,…
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“What? No We’re Not,” Say Blindly Obsessed Americans New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – As World Cup fever grips the globe, nowhere is the mania for Earth’s greatest sporting event stronger…
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Citing High Recidivism Rates, However, Conservatives Still Call for Death Hindu Kush, Pakistan (SatireWire.com) – Arguing the death penalty has not proven to be an effective deterrent, the staunchly liberal…
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“US Jobless Claims Hit 19-Year High” – Financial Times, May 30, 2002 “US Productivity Rate Best in 19 Years” – AP, May 31, 2002 Productivity and Unemployment Both Going Up,…
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You Just Have to Know How to Listen New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) – According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects…
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Information Could Haven Fallen into Wrong Hands, Such as FBI Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In an alarming breakdown of internal security, the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation today was accused…
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