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Domino’s-Sponsored Rocket Late, Probably Cold

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Astana, Kazakhstan (SatireWire.com) – After yesterday’s explosion of the Russian rocket sponsored by Pizza Hut, (see story), the Russian Space Agency this morning launched its backup rocket, sponsored by Dominoes, but the vehicle and its pilot, 17-year-old high school dropout Nick Turley, are already two hours late and apparently lost. Said cosmonaut Uri Petrovic, who is impatiently waiting for the rocket aboard the international space station: “The guy called twice for directions. It’s probably cold anyway. No way does he get a tip.”

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