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Still No Helmut Kohl Pics at Porn Sites

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Los Angeles (SatireWire.com) – Former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl once again finished dead last in the latest PornoMetrix survey, which tracks the use of naked celebrity images on pornographic sites.

According to PornoMetrix, naked or provocative pictures of the overweight, scandal-plagued Kohl could not be found on any pornographic Web sites in August, the fifth straight month Kohl has placed last. Rounding out the bottom 10 were Bette Midler, E.L. Doctorow, Linda Tripp, Dick Cheney, Rosa Parks, former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, and the cast of Monday Night Football.

There were no changes at the top of the list, with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and the Queen Mother once again finishing 1-2-3.


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