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Israel Says Arafat Can Come Out, Really

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Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) – Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, who had been confined to the West Bank city of Ramallah for three months and survived repeated Israeli attacks on his headquarters, was informed by Israel on Monday that he was now free to roam about the country.

In making the announcement, Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suggested Arafat get out and take some fresh air, preferably by himself. “It would also help if he stood still,” Sharon added.


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