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WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Dragged before Congress, oil executives on Thursday denied that industry tax breaks are used to increase profits, saying they are instead used to screw us, which…
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ISLAMABAD (SatireWire.com) – The man who took down the twin towers wouldn’t take down the toilet seat, bring freedom to a clogged sink, or just once orchestrate an attack on…
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BOSTON (SatireWire.com) -- Interviews with more than 1,000 people moments before they died revealed that contrary to popular wisdom, life is actually about the destination, not the journey, and the…
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PALO ALTO, CA (SatireWire.com) -- Millions of Photoshop users today circulated a Photoshopped image of Photoshoppers protesting outside the White House to show their anger at President Obama for refusing…
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NEW YORK, NY (SatireWire.com) -- Just two weeks after breaching the Sony Playstation Network database, hackers today returned the nearly 80 million stolen identities, saying many of them were so…
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ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN (SatireWire.com) -- Pakistan’s government today rejected claims it was excluded from the assault on Osama bin Laden, insisting it had "proudly" taken part in all aspects of the…
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ISLAMABAD (SatireWire.com) -- DNA testing proves “beyond a shadow of a doubt” that the man killed by U.S. forces at a Pakistani compound late Sunday was, in fact, the world’s…
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WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Republicans today accused President Obama of needlessly politicizing Osama bin Laden's death by intentionally being the President at the time of Osama bin Laden's death.
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LONDON (SatireWire.com) -- Millions of crying, cheering, flag-waving Britons gathered in streets, pubs, and homes today to display the professed disinterest in the royal wedding that most had claimed to…
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NEW YORK (SatireWire.com) -- Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii because his birth certificate does not exist as nothing can be proven to exist outside one’s self and therefore…
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