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WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Conceding their “Miss Pentagon” contest idea was not the best way to defuse sexism in the ranks, U.S. Army officials today said they will instead organize…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In an effort to address rampant sexual harassment in the armed forces, U.S. military commanders today announced they will hold a “Miss Pentagon” contest to boost…
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There are a billion stories in cicada city. Some of them are long and some of them are short. Well, actually, all of them are short. Relatively. They're cicadas, not…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- A group of extremely radical Multi-Level Marketers claimed today it has kidnapped four hostages and you can too!
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CHARLESTON, S.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Disgraced former Gov. Mark Sanford celebrated his incredible comeback election Tuesday by going on a five-county rampage of arson and murder because in South Carolina that's…
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By An Israeli Warplane -- I know, right? I looks kinda awkward that I “just happened” to bomb Damascus Sunday, but that’s what happened. It wasn’t, like, planned or anything.…
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So you think history is boring? Not anymore! Come to Jamestown Settlement -- America’s first permanent English anthropophagic colony – where Colonial Americannibalism comes to life! Then is knocked unconscious,…
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The pace of college today is faster than ever, especially if you’re running around trying to find someplace to hide during a lockdown. That’s why today we release our list…
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