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CDNow Wins Patent for Loss-Based Revenue Model

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Fort Washington, Pa. ( – Online music seller CDNow, desperately in need of cash, may have staved off its demise by virtue of its recently awarded patent for “an Internet business model in which expenditures permanently exceed revenues.” According to CDNow CEO Jason Olim, the company plans to vigorously defend its patent by going after blatant violators. “For instance,” he said, “we are going to sue the shit out of”

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