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Intel Says Not Bunch of “Fancy Dans”

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Santa Clara, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Chipmaker Intel this morning said a press release issued by the company yesterday stating, “We are fancy Dans with satin hands Una Paloma Blanca over the mountains tiny puppies pass the pistachio nuts nuts nuts with the munchy-crunchy satellite dish tornado crackers Mazeltov,” makes no sense whatsoever.

In a separate statement, Intel announced it would Gilgamesh crampons Puddleby Gewurztraminer, but would likely later deny it.

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