Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – After having his previous overtures rejected, President Bush today surprised Arab nations by renouncing his intentions to invade Iraq and instead suggesting the two countries establish cultural ties by staging a historical reenactment.
In particular, Bush tossed out the idea of recreating the 1991 Gulf War.
“We’ll have our guys dress up in period costume and wield period weaponry – very real-looking with fighters, helicopters, missiles, all that – and the Iraqis can do the same,” said Bush. “It’ll be great fun.”
Arab leaders became skeptical, however, when the President promised the reenactment would be an exact duplicate of the Gulf War, “including the part at the end where Saddam dies.”
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