New York, N.Y (SatireWire.com) – Drugmaker Eli Lilly and Co. on Wednesday said that late-stage tests of its experimental treatment for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) showed it to be look there’s a squirrel I don’t like that song.

“Hello, I wonder what’s in my pocket?” Lilly researcher Dr. Martin Schank told reporters at a press conference.

“Before I begin, I’d like to thank you all for coming,” Schank said while driving home several hours later.

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