MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) — According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects than men do. But this isn't true. Men speak about sex and relationships all the time. It's just in code...
Three guys, Bob, Jimmy, and Lewis, are watching a baseball game on television at Bob's house.
BOB: Hey, did you guys you catch that Lakers game last night?
LEWIS: Yeah, it was awesome, especially that 3-pointer at the buzzer.
JIMMY: The Lakers are the team. I haven't missed a game all season.
LEWIS: Hey, change of subject: I finally did it. I bought an Audi TT.
JIMMY: You lucky bastard! What did your wife say?
LEWIS: Actually, she loves the car. She's been driving it as much as I have.
JIMMY: Did you lease it?
LEWIS: Yeah, but I have the option to buy.
BOB: Meanwhile, I just bought a minivan.
JIMMY: Man, you guys make me glad I'm still single.
LEWIS: Quiet guys. Barry Bonds is up. I hope he strikes out.
JIMMY: Bonds is the best, but he's a jerk.
BOB: Excuse me, but the best player in baseball is Mike Piazza.
LEWIS: Speaking of which, I thought Dave was coming here. He loves baseball.
JIMMY: Dave's staying home. He says the new wife won't let him out.
BOB: By the way, I can't go to the game Saturday. It's our anniversary. Any ideas? I wanna try something new.
JIMMY: Just get her a card. Always works for me.
BOB: Well hell, maybe I'll take Katie dancing.
LEWIS: Dancing? You are such a wuss.
BOB: Hey Dave, you made it! Sheila let you out, huh?
DAVE: What up?
LEWIS: Not much.
BOB: We were just talking about the Lakers game last night.
LEWIS: And Mike Piazza.
DAVE: Last night? Let me tell you about last night. Sheila and I not only shared mutually satisfying orgasms, but true intimacy. She really concentrated on what she knew would please me, particularly on my nipples, which always gets me hot. It was incredible.
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