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"So eager is Autodesk (to rehire employees who left for dot.coms) ... that it even sends a postcard to former employees a few months after they leave, asking if the grass is really greener."
- The New York Times, 4/14/00.

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Dot.com Jumpers Gone But Not Forgotten

SAN JOSE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) — Pre-Internet companies have lost considerable talent to online upstarts in the past few years, but now that reality has put the doubt in dot.com, old economy firms have started getting back in touch with their ex-employees to let them know they're still thinking of them:

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