ATTENTION ALL INTERNET USERS OF THE WORLD:

Everyone who DOESN'T want to make the Internet an exclusive club called the All Internet Surf and Browser Club — a club that would keep the Internet cool by basically keeping anyone not now online from ever getting on — please email me by midnight tonight. Also, if you don't want Marc Hall to be the Chairman of the AISBC, note that in your email. Thanks
— Marc Hall

And also, if you don't want Rob Bates to be the chairman of the Membership Committee, also note that in your email. Thanks
— Rob Bates

Oh, and also also, if you don't think Rob is like the absolute coolest human ever, note that in your email.
— Rob

That's just stupid, Rob. Why do you have to do shit like that?
— Marc

And if you don't think Limp Bizkit is band of the millenium, note that too.
— Rob

Let's stick to the club thing, all right?
— Marc

You're just jealous cause I get to be coolest human.
— Rob

Right. Like I'm jealous of you. Who's gonna be chairman of the club, me or you?
— Marc

How'd we decide on that, anyway? How come I'm not chairman?
— Rob

Cause you're an idiot, and it's my web site. Speaking of which, maybe I'll change the password to my server so you can't get in.
— Marc

Big whoop. I'll hack it.
— Rob

You couldn't hack a garage door opener. I'm changing the password.
— Marc

You do and I'll vote no on your stupid club.
— Rob

You vote no and you'll be on the outside looking in, pal. I'll blackball you if you so much as put your name on the waiting list.
— Marc

You do and I'll... hey wait, what time is it?
— Rob

It's 12:01 a.m., why?
— Marc

You get any emails?
— Rob

No... holy shit, no emails! It's unanimous! The All Internet Surf and Browser Club is a reality!
— Marc

So, how's it feel to be chairman of the most coveted club on the friggin' planet?
— Rob

Pretty good. How's it feel to be head of the Membership Committee of the most coveted club on the friggin' planet?
— Marc

Pretty good, but...
— Rob

But what?
— Marc

But not as good as it feels to be elected the ABSOLUTE COOLEST HUMAN ON THE FRIGGIN' PLANET!
— Rob

That's it, I'm changing the password.
— Marc

Limp Bizkit rules!
— Rob