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CAMEO
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PunchBowl
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FARK.COM
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BBSPOT.COM
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MR. CLICKWELL'S
WORST DRESSED WEB SITES

iWon.com

Oh iWon, it's fine that you give away $10,000 every day, but really, must it come straight out of your design budget? How about giving away 10,000 sunglasses every day so we don't have to stare at those bright blue bars littering the screen? Oh, and if I may put on my plucky programmer's hat: whatever .html editor you are using has a bug in it. It keeps putting exclamation points at the end of every sentence! How embarrassing!

eBay

This site should have the word "Lenny" stitched across the top. It's a bowling shirt come to life. Must I don those cheeky tri-colored shoes just to bid at this gutter ball?

ESPN.com

Is it me, or is there something inherently distasteful about putting up images of athletes in tres taut little uni's on the same page with a photo of rumpled Peter Gammons? It's so hard to be titillated when you're cringing. I'm hot and heaving! And do we really need so many categories and subcategories available up front? At least lump together baseball, Nascar, golf, and tennis under one category: "Who cares?"

Well, that's it for Mr. Clickwell. If you know of sites that absolutely must be on my list, then please email me care of SatireWire. Speaking of which....

SatireWire

Good lord, dear, whoever does your graphics? I thought Helen Keller was dead. Good on you for hiring the disabled. And what's with that left-side navigation bar? Is that a handle? Are we playing I'm a Little Teapot? Let's tip this over and pour it out, shall we?

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