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"A new computer system will offer one-stop shopping for online information about the federal government, President Clinton said Saturday. Logging on to one Web site, firstgov.gov, will yield links to all federal information available publicly over the Internet, Clinton said." -- AP, 06/24/00

NEW GOVERNMENT PORTAL DESIGN LEAKED
New 'Gortal' to Feature DOJ Polls, IRS Contests, More

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Coupling uncharacteristic speed with characteristic negligence, the government is well ahead of its 90-day schedule for building the first government portal, or gortal, and has already leaked the preliminary design.

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