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Interview with the Search Engine

INTERVIEW WITH THE SEARCH ENGINE

EMERYVILLE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) — As random as they are relevant, enigmatic as they are enlightening, search engines have earned a slightly sullied reputation as a necessary evil. But it is a one-sided assessment. The search engines have not been able to explain themselves. Until now.

Thanks to its sophisticated program, which answers questions with phrases or sentences, Jeeves of AskJeeves.com granted SatireWire Editor Treat Warland the opportunity to actually interview a search engine. There were many important questions to ask. Unfortunately, he never got to most of them.

NOTE: These are real screen captures of actual responses. Advertisements appearing with results have been edited out, and the query boxes have been enlarged to allow readers to view entire questions. This does not in any way alter the responses.


Thanks for being with us
It's Monday
Garbage disposals grind
How human
Snaps, yes
yes, killer props, sure
What's Internet like?
Bees?
What's the connection?
Bluegrass
What?
Nutshell
Doesn't help
Mouse not problem
Damn the mouse
Damn the lemurs
Answer question
Just like engine
straight answer
How human
random answers
No, irritating
Explains why
End of interview

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