INTRO PAGE 2001 Winners STRICTLY SPAM STRICT RUNNER-UP FREESTYLE FREE RUNNER-UP 2000 Winners STRICTLY SPAM FREESTYLE SatireWire Poems THIS IS NOT SPAM! SPAM RAP GIZA WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME? CONTEST RULES

    WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

Trust is the biggest obstacle on the Internet.
It's true. You can trust me.

You're skeptical, right?
I was skeptical at first, like you.
I AM a believer now.
I am asking you to believe me.
Don't believe me?

I know it sounds unbelievable.
I agree, it is hard to believe.

I bet you don't believe me.

If you think this is to good to be true
then this may not be for you.

I know, you don't believe me.

"All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage
to pursue them." -- Walt Disney

(Note: This poem written entirely with actual phrases contained in Spam emails.)

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