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SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL
POETRY SLAM...ER...SPAM
THE WINNERS

New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) — Well, we had more than 600 entries for SatireWire's 2nd Annual Poetry Spam, and now that the contest has ended and the judges have decided, that can only mean one thing: We had more than 600 losing entries!

In the STRICTLY SPAM category, where entrants were required to construct a poem entirely out of phrases from spam emails:

Winner: Anna Lee Hastings, New York, N.Y.
Poem: "Enlarge Your Boss"
Runner-Up: Victoria Neff, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Poem: "GOT DEBT???"

Honorable Mention: Spencer Fleury of Palmetto, Fla., for "James Writes"; Robert Weiner of San Francisco, Calif., for "Christina, How Could You Do This to Me?"

In the FREESTYLE category, for poems about spam:

Winner: Alex Silbajoris, Columbus, Ohio
Poem: "I Answered All My Spam"
Runner-Up: Sam the Pslamist, Toronto, Ontario
Poem: "The 23rd Spam"

Honorable Mention: Henri Ruukki, Helsinki, Finland, for "Runo Roskapostista"

Just click on any of the links above or on the right to enjoy this year's, and last year's, winners. And thanks to everyone for wasting several thousand combined hours to enter. Until next year.

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