Posts Tagged texting while drivingU.S. TO INSTALL TEXTING LANES ON HIGHWAYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Arguing texting and driving is as much a part of the American travel experience as speeding, the U.S. Transportation Department today unveiled “text-only lanes” that allow drivers to meander across traffic, zigzag into oncoming [Read More] Latest Topics
TRUMP WILL DEPLOY RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PURGE U.S. DEEP STATEPresident Donald Trump today accepted an offer by Russian President Vladimir Putin to use “impartial” Russian [Read More] 
GOP MAY RECONSIDER PLAN TO RUN SLATE OF RACIST PEDOPHILES IN ’18BIRMINGHAM, AL - Following Roy Moore’s surprise loss to Democrat Doug Jones in the Alabama Senate race Tuesday, the [Read More] 
For White Men to Survive, We Need to Start Acting Like PreyIn order to survive, we straight, white, Christian males need to stop acting like predators and begin acting like prey. [Read More] 
TEENAGER USES ROY MOORE DEFENSEFATHER: Son, did you steal $20 from your mother’s purse? SON: No. [Read More] 
PAUL RYAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER ERECTION LASTS MORE THAN 4 HOURSHouse Speaker Paul Ryan was rushed to a hospital today after negotiations over House and Senate tax reform bills caused [Read More] Recent Comments
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