Posts Tagged texting while drivingU.S. TO INSTALL TEXTING LANES ON HIGHWAYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Arguing texting and driving is as much a part of the American travel experience as speeding, the U.S. Transportation Department today unveiled “text-only lanes” that allow drivers to meander across traffic, zigzag into oncoming [Read More] Latest Topics
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES: THE BRUTALLY IMPARTIAL UPDATEMANCHESTER, N.H. (SatireWire.com) – The presidential candidates spread out across New Hampshire today after Texas [Read More] 
REPORT CONFIRMS POOREST HALF OF WORLD PROBABLY NOT EVEN TRYINGOXFORD, U.K. (SatireWire.com) -- A new report claims just 62 individuals control as much wealth as half the world’s [Read More] 
MELTING ARCTIC ICE EXPOSES ANCIENT, OMINOUS MESSAGEGREENLAND (SatireWire.com) -- Scientists today said ice melt in the Arctic is perhaps much worse than previously [Read More] 
AMERICANS RUSH TO BUY MORE GUNS THAT WILL BE TAKEN AWAYWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Fearing that President Obama’s executive action on gun control will lead to [Read More] 
TRUMP TAKES CRAP ON STAGE AS WORDS TAKE SOLID FORMCLEMSON, S.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Donald Trump’s increasingly toxic rhetoric reached its natural conclusion today as [Read More] Recent Comments
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