Posts Tagged texting while drivingU.S. TO INSTALL TEXTING LANES ON HIGHWAYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Arguing texting and driving is as much a part of the American travel experience as speeding, the U.S. Transportation Department today unveiled “text-only lanes” that allow drivers to meander across traffic, zigzag into oncoming [Read More] Latest Topics
ALTERNATIVE PUERTO RICO THRIVING AFTER HURRICANE MARIAWhite House officials today said President Trump’s claim that his handling of Hurricane Maria was a “tremendous [Read More] 
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TRUMP CANCELS 2018 MIDTERMS TO THWART RUSSIAN MEDDLINGWASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to keep Russia from interfering with democracy, the Trump administration today [Read More] 
TRUMP WILL DEPLOY RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PURGE U.S. DEEP STATEPresident Donald Trump today accepted an offer by Russian President Vladimir Putin to use “impartial” Russian [Read More] Recent Comments
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