Posts Tagged president trump
ALTERNATIVE PUERTO RICO THRIVING AFTER HURRICANE MARIA
White House officials today said President Trump’s claim that his handling of Hurricane Maria was a “tremendous success” was a reference to Alternative Puerto Rico, a land where 3,000 people didn’t die and no one is still homeless and 1.1 million people got [Read More]
TRUMP WILL DEPLOY RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PURGE U.S. DEEP STATE
President Donald Trump today accepted an offer by Russian President Vladimir Putin to use “impartial” Russian troops to root out the so-called “Deep State” within the U.S. government. [Read More]
SATIREWIRE UNVEILS ‘TRUMP TRANSPOSED’ ON TWITTER
Exact anagrams of the daily tweets of Mr. Sudden Sad Trout Nipple… er… U.S. President Donald Trump. [Read More]
SHIT APPROACHING FAN
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - Scientists monitoring catastrophic inevitability said today the shit is fast approaching the fan and will almost certainly hit the fan by the 20th of January. [Read More]
