Posts Tagged pentagon
ARMY TO HOLD BEER SUMMITS WITH ASSAULT VICTIMS, ATTACKERS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Conceding their “Miss Pentagon” contest idea was not the best way to defuse sexism in the ranks, U.S. Army officials today said they will instead organize a series of “beer summits” between female victims of sexual harassment [Read More]
TALIBAN ALSO WILL ARM WOMEN TO FIGHT OPPRESSORS… OH, WAIT
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Responding to America’s decision to allow women in combat, Taliban leaders today vowed to give guns to their women too so they could fight off their oppressors, until they realized that would be them. [Read More]
SEX SCANDAL REVEALS U.S. MAY BE AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In yet another shocking turn, the unraveling Pentagon sex scandal has revealed the United States is involved in what appears to be some kind of war in Afghanistan. [Read More]
