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FISH IN GULF HAIL DEAL, BUT PREFER TO EAT BP EXECUTIVES, THANKS

FISH IN GULF HAIL DEAL, BUT PREFER TO EAT BP EXECUTIVES, THANKS

OFF NEW ORLEANS, LA. (SatireWire.com) -- Marine wildlife in the Gulf of Mexico say they are pleased BP was found guilty in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, but have declined to accept the $4.5 billion penalty, saying they’d rather just eat the BP executives, thanks. [Read More]

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ROCK HARD ASTEROID LONGS TO EXPLODE ALL OVER EARTH

ROCK HARD ASTEROID LONGS TO EXPLODE ALL OVER EARTH

"C'mon baby, you know you want me," says Asteroid 2012 DA14 [Read More]

PEACE CORPS EXPANDS TO COVER SUDAN, ERITREA, CARNIVAL CRUISES

PEACE CORPS EXPANDS TO COVER SUDAN, ERITREA, CARNIVAL CRUISES

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- The Peace Corps today announced it will expand its third-world missions by [Read More]

PAPAL FRONTRUNNERS EXPOSED (not like that)

PAPAL FRONTRUNNERS EXPOSED (not like that)

VATICAN CITY (SatireWire.com) -- Here are the leading candidates to replace Pope Benedict XVI, arranged in random [Read More]

STEVEN CHU SULKING OVER U.S. GOVT NOT GETTING WIPED OUT

STEVEN CHU SULKING OVER U.S. GOVT NOT GETTING WIPED OUT

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Sulking Energy Secretary Steven Chu, the cabinet member designated to sit out the [Read More]

BOEING INTRODUCES THE NEW 797 DREAMDRONE

BOEING INTRODUCES THE NEW 797 DREAMDRONE

CHICAGO (SatireWire.com) -- Targeting the growing drone market, Boeing today unveiled the 797 Dreamdrone, describing it [Read More]

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