Posts Tagged bp
FISH IN GULF HAIL DEAL, BUT PREFER TO EAT BP EXECUTIVES, THANKS
OFF NEW ORLEANS, LA. (SatireWire.com) -- Marine wildlife in the Gulf of Mexico say they are pleased BP was found guilty in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, but have declined to accept the $4.5 billion penalty, saying they’d rather just eat the BP executives, thanks. [Read More]
GAS-PRICE PROTESTER CAN’T AFFORD TO SET HIMSELF ON FIRE
LOS ANGELES, CA (SatireWire.com) – A desperate 33-year-old man attempting to set himself on fire to protest rising gas prices abandoned his demonstration today after he was unable to afford the gallon of fuel needed to douse himself and light a match. [Read More]
