Posts Tagged apple
iPAD 3 PURCHASE CAN INCREASE CHILD’S LOVE OF PARENTS
CUPUTERINO, CA (SatireWire.com) — Children of divorce report a nearly 50 percent increase in their love for whichever parent is willing to buy them the new Apple iPad 3, according to a survey of American youth. [Read More]
JOBS CONVINCES GOD TO FOCUS ON END USER; LIFE TO IMPROVE
CUPERTINO, CAL (SatireWire.com) – After just three months together, the late Steve Jobs has convinced God to focus on customer experience rather than divine adoration, a remarkable shift in deific direction that should see life improve dramatically for Earth’s 7 billion [Read More]

















