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Briefs in a BriefAtlanta (Satirewire.com) - Despite pressure from shareholders and the company’s public relations department, Coca-Cola chairman and CEO Douglas Daft continues to go by the name Douglas Daft.

Purchase, N.Y. (Satirewire.com) - In an attempt to keep pace with main soft drink rival Coca-Cola and its new Chairman and CEO, Douglas Daft, PepsiCo’s Chairman and CEO, Roger Enrico, said he will change his name to Roger Doodle-Brained.

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