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PATENTS, SO WHAT

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Whitehouse Station, N.J. (Satirewire.com) - Merck Pharmaceuticals, under heavy pressure to explain how it will deal with the loss of billions of dollars in revenue over the next few years, when four of its lucrative product patents expire, today announced they were “lousy, stupid patents anyway” and never really liked them.

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