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DRUNK REPORTERS RENAME NASDAQ

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New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – The National Association of Wall Street Journal and Lesser Business Reporters, frustrated that the erratic stock market precludes them from easily identifying it as bull or bear, got horribly drunk last night and unilaterally renamed the NASDAQ stock market “Dorothy Hamill,” a name they promised to use in print until “a two-thirds majority” of the members sobered up.

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