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Wrigley Launches “Internet Bubble” Gum®

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Chicago, Ill. (SatireWire.com) – The world’s biggest chewing gum maker today unveiled Wrigley’s Internet Bubble Gum®, the “irrationally overpriced gum” that produces an “unsustainably large” bubble. The gum, which went on sale this morning at $14 a pack, reached an intraday high of $84 a pack, but ended the day at just 25 cents. As a result, Wrigley announced it will reevaluate its ingredients model, and lay off one-third of its employees.


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