Clinton, Miss. (SatireWire.com) – Promising to save you money on the calls you make the most, MCI today unveiled its new “Friends and Family and FBI” plan, allowing customers to add any branch office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to their circle of regularly called friends and family.
“At MCI, we realize you don’t want to pay a lot to report suspicious activity,” said MCI spokesman Mandy Grithway. “Under our new program, all you do is provide us with the phone numbers of the relatives, friends, and field agents you want in your circle, and if they sign up too, you’ll receive up to 25 percent off those calls.
“Whether you’re phoning up to say hello, to plan for the holidays, or just to report an unusual white van cruising around the local reservoir, ‘Friends and Family and FBI’ meets your everyday calling needs,” he added.
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