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Al Qaeda Proposes $249.98 Military Budget

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Afghanistan (SatireWire.com) – In response to U.S. President George Bush’s $379 billion proposed military budget, which calls for high-tech weaponry such as pilotless spy aircraft and a missile shield, al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden proposed a $249.98 fiscal 2002 military budget to pay for exploding shoes, fake IDs, and pirated copies of Microsoft Flight Simulator.

Military analysts said the requests, if approved, would put the opposing forces, “just about even.”


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