<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>SatireWire &#124; dot.com.edy &#187; times square</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?feed=rss2&#038;tag=times-square" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.satirewire.com/content1</link>
	<description>News. Ish.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2013 20:26:46 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3</generator>
		<item>
		<title>TO HONOR FISCAL CLIFF, NEW YEAR&#8217;S BALL TO FALL OFF BUILDING, SMASH</title>
		<link>http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=4547</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=4547#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Authority]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homepage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2013]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ball drop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fiscal cliff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year 2013]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's celebrations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's eve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[times square]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=4547</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (SatireWire.com) – In honor of the fiscal cliff’s 2013 arrival, Times Square organizers today said this New Year’s Eve, the gigantic crystal ball will slide down its traditional 77-foot flagpole, then plunge another 395 feet to the ground, where it will smash into pieces and cause overwhelming economic damage and personal hardship.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?feed=rss2&amp;p=4547</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>