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		<title>ROMNEY RACKING UP INDIFFERENDORSEMENTS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rallying around Mitt Romney in much the same way suicide jumpers rally around the ground, Republican heavyweights have continued to endorse the “inevitable” GOP presidential candidate by using such superlatives as “yeah,” “(let’s) face it,” and “whatever."]]></description>
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		<title>CONSERVATIVE ROMNEY PICKS MODERATE ROMNEY FOR V.P.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, WI. (SatireWire.com) -- In a move to “keep his enemies close” while also attracting independent voters, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Severely Conservative Mitt Romney today announced he will choose arch nemesis Moderate Mitt Romney as his running mate.]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a gaffe that may cost Barack Obama the election, the White House today admitted the President slept last night, a revelation that outraged Republicans who questioned how anyone could sleep "while America suffers."]]></description>
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