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		<title>DEATH MOVING OUT OF DEATH VALLEY; “TOO HOT HERE”</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[DEATH VALLEY, CA (SatireWire.com) -- Enduring record-setting heat yet again over the weekend, Death today announced he will be moving out of his namesake Death Valley, where he said it was “much too hot” to even think straight, not to mention coordinate the demise of 150,000 humans every day.]]></description>
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