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		<title>MATH COMMITS SUICIDE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 16:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Math – the universal science of number, quantity, shape, and space – was found dead in a Dupont Circle hotel room this morning, the apparent victim of suicide induced by its inability to adjust to American politics, where numbers have no meaning and reality does not add up.]]></description>
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		<title>ROMNEY, IN DRAG, DENIES HE HAS TACKED TOO FAR LEFT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – In a spirited stump speech today, Mitt Romney denied he has changed positions or tacked to the left, although observers couldn’t help but notice the Governor was dressed in drag and wore a rainbow-colored U.S. lapel pin.]]></description>
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