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		<title>PAUL RYAN SUDDENLY REAL BUSY WHENEVER MITT ROMNEY CALLS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Paul Ryan hasn’t returned Mitt Romney’s phone calls since the election because he’s probably so busy catching up with work, according to the defeated GOP presidential candidate, who said it’s cool he’ll just, you know, maybe call another time or drop by Ryan’s house, although he has tried that several times but Ryan must not have been home or something. ]]></description>
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		<title>ROMNEY, IN DRAG, DENIES HE HAS TACKED TOO FAR LEFT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – In a spirited stump speech today, Mitt Romney denied he has changed positions or tacked to the left, although observers couldn’t help but notice the Governor was dressed in drag and wore a rainbow-colored U.S. lapel pin.]]></description>
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