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		<title>ROMNEY RACKING UP INDIFFERENDORSEMENTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rallying around Mitt Romney in much the same way suicide jumpers rally around the ground, Republican heavyweights have continued to endorse the “inevitable” GOP presidential candidate by using such superlatives as “yeah,” “(let’s) face it,” and “whatever."]]></description>
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		<title>CONSERVATIVE ROMNEY PICKS MODERATE ROMNEY FOR V.P.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, WI. (SatireWire.com) -- In a move to “keep his enemies close” while also attracting independent voters, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Severely Conservative Mitt Romney today announced he will choose arch nemesis Moderate Mitt Romney as his running mate.]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHT</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a gaffe that may cost Barack Obama the election, the White House today admitted the President slept last night, a revelation that outraged Republicans who questioned how anyone could sleep "while America suffers."]]></description>
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		<title>CAMPAIGN-BASED CONCUSSIONS ON THE RISE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Campaign-based concussions have risen 120 percent in the last month as voters across the country are repeatedly banging their heads in frustration against walls, countertops, or the nearest available hard object, the CDC reported today.]]></description>
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		<title>SOLAR STORM SHUTS DOWN MITT ROMNEY</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[JACKSONVILLE, FL (SatireWire.com) – The massive solar radiation storm that struck Earth yesterday disrupted radio communications, knocked out satellite and computer systems, and shut down Mitt Romney for more than six hours.]]></description>
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		<title>PERRY TRIUMPHANTLY LISTS ALL 3 REASONS HE DROPPED OUT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBIA, S.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Serial forgetter Rick Perry declared victory today after successfully being able to remember all three reasons he dropped out of the GOP presidential race.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO SHOWS BAIN EXECUTIVES URINATING ON LAID-OFF WORKERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBIA, S.C. (SatireWire.com) – Efforts to paint Mitt Romney as a heartless corporate raider were reinforced today after a 1992 videotape surfaced showing Bain Capital executives urinating on helpless, laid-off workers.]]></description>
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		<title>ANGRY, CAUSTIC GINGRICH FAULTS NEW POSITIVE GINGRICH</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES, IOWA (SatireWire.com) -- An angry, caustic Newt Gingrich today blamed his poor showing in the Iowa caucuses on the happy, positive Newt Gingrich that tried to win without going negative, and pledged to go on the offensive to stop his internal rival from undermining his once front-running campaign.]]></description>
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