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		<title>JOHN GLENN: &#8216;I CLAIMED PLANET EARTH FOR MYSELF WHILE ORBITING&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBUS, OHIO (SatireWire.com) -- Fifty years after becoming the first American to orbit Earth, John Glenn revealed today that while circling the globe on Feb. 20, 1962, he secretly laid claim to the entire planet, which he renamed, ‘Johnglenndia.']]></description>
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		<title>IN NEW SPACE RACE, U.S. VOWS TO MATCH RUSSIAN FAILURES</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOSCOW (SatireWire.com) – NASA will begin sabotaging its own rockets in an effort to keep up with longtime space foe Russia, which has taken a huge lead by losing no less than eight spacecraft in the past year, including the Phobos-Grunt probe that crashed to Earth Sunday. ]]></description>
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