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		<title>ROMNEY RACKING UP INDIFFERENDORSEMENTS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rallying around Mitt Romney in much the same way suicide jumpers rally around the ground, Republican heavyweights have continued to endorse the “inevitable” GOP presidential candidate by using such superlatives as “yeah,” “(let’s) face it,” and “whatever."]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHT</title>
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